20 April 2014
Easter could quite possibly be the best day of the year. Why?
Because how the hell can anyone not enjoy a day when eating mounds and mounds and mounds of chocolate is totally socially acceptable? Encouraged even. Anyway, I heard on the grapevine that Chocolate Eggs on Easter Sunday have no calories. Yep. So who had chocolate eggs for breakfast? Yes, me. Who had chocolate eggs for brunch? C'est moi. Who ate a huge roast and still had space for easter eggs? Still me. Amen to Easter Sunday and may you come around again very very quickly please.
If I ever become president, I'm going to make it illegal to eat anything other than Cadbury's Creme Eggs for breakfast. Every day should start as fabulously as today.